Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'

omg okay i need to finish editing my theme bc it’s a mess right now buuut i have to go out to dinner w/my family so uh

bear with me i’m so sorry

tags:
#about april

fuck my liiiifeeeee welp looks like i’m changing it again ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh

holy shit i’m going crazy how do i change the layout of these tags

fuckckigjn g n

i need a way to change the font and size of tags on this theme 

and to make bold look more bold

ugh i need to change my theme again this one is such a mess lmao???? at least i found a background that i like and can use again..

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

tags:
#about me
bold what applies to you: tumblr edition
  • I am in one fandom
  • I am in more than one fandom
  • I am not in any fandoms
  • I have less than 1,000 posts
  • I have 1,000-10,000 posts
  • I have 10,000-25,000 posts
  • I have 25,000-50,000 posts
  • I have 50,000+ posts
  • I have edited the html of my theme
  • I am using a default theme from the theme garden
  • I am following less than 100 blogs
  • I am following 100-500 blogs
  • I am following 500+ blogs
  • I have no tracked tags
  • I have less than 10 tracked tags
  • I have 10+ tracked tags
  • I have no saved urls
  • I have less than 10 saved urls
  • I have 10-50 saved urls
  • I have 50+ saved urls
  • I have liked less than 100 posts
  • I have liked 100-1,000 posts
  • I have liked 1,000-10,000 posts
  • I have liked 10,000-50,000 posts
  • I have liked 50,000+ posts
  • I made my own icon
  • I have no drafts
  • I have less than 10 drafts
  • I have 10-50 drafts
  • I have 50+ drafts
  • I have no posts in my queue
  • I have less than 100 posts in my queue
  • I have 100-500 posts in my queue
  • I have 500+ posts in my queue
  • I have 0-1,000+ followers
  • I have 2,000-5,000 followers
  • I have 5,000-10,000 followers
  • I have 10,000+ followers
  • I use xkit
  • I use another tumblr extension
  • I have no messages in my inbox
  • I have less than 100 messages in my inbox
  • I have 100-1,000 messages in my inbox
  • I have 1,000-5,000 messages in my inbox
  • I have 5,000+ messages in my inbox
  • I have 1 blog
  • I have 2-5 blogs
  • I have 5+ blogs

(Source: triwizarded)

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

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oh boy

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OH BOY

tags:
#glee
#loud sighing

chriscolfur:

theopengrave:

hepburn-anderson-hummel:

"Klaine will have many ups and downs."

EXCUSE ME, WHERE ARE THE UPS????????

in our minds

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tags:
#omg....
#hannibal

tattle-crime:

thetuxedos:

hannibal episode titles with american delicacies

cheeseburger

chili dog

rotisserie chicken

so touching. so emotional.

Don’t forget “Frito Pie”

hannibal // silence of the lambs

(Source: spankjonze)

fuckyeahfanmixes:

a playlist for the stories of the greeks, for they are eternal

1 icarus bastille 2 trojans atlas genius 3 everybody wants to rule the world lorde 4 hysteria muse 5 mount olympus approaching nirvana 6 achilles heel toploader 7 the chimera smashing pumpkins 8 the phoenix fall out boy 9 ritual ellie goulding 10 undine merope 11 siren’s call brick wadley 12 heroes mika

listen ]

princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard