enjolras thought process 

• enjolras: so, i need a volunteer to find out all the enemy plans
• enjolras: no, not you guys from the abc cafe who i know i can trust
• enjolras: hmm
• enjolras: you the old guy who i've never seen before in my life who has no connection to the abc
• enjolras: yes you
• enjolras: i trust you with the entire future of this rebellion and i have no idea who you are
• enjolras: go have fun
• javert: ok

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God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are moral punishments and then we get all shocked when they don’t practice rational risk management of biological conditions. We teach them “sex is super desirable and all the cool kids do it, and it’s hideously shameful and will destroy your life” and we wonder why they act an eensy bit neurotic about it. If you tried to design a system for making sexually active kids confused and unsafe, you couldn’t do much better than the American media and school system.

And for once, the answer is relatively simple. Just talk about sex like it’s a part of life. Some people have sex and some people don’t, because people are different. STIs aren’t bad because they’re Dirty Crotch Rot; they’re bad because they’re contagious illnesses like strep throat or whooping cough, and you can ask a doctor to check for and treat them just like you would with strep throat. Unwanted pregnancy isn’t a scarlet A; it’s a mostly-preventable accident that sometimes occurs when people are going about their normal business of having sex. You can ask the school counselor about a variety of topics, including career planning, problems at home, questions about sex, or conflicts with teachers.

If we could just get the goddamn stick out of our collective ass and accept that sex is a human activity and teenagers are humans, maybe there wouldn’t be quite so many plaintive “I don’t understand my body and I’m confused and scared and I don’t know anyone I can ask in person” messages flying out into the world.

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justaconsultingangel:

Here we see Crowley smiling because Justin Bieber’s ten years are almost up.

omg

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

bluemagemagic:

whispers i have a new favorite

olympusoverdrive:

Update!

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class-cannibal:

class-cannibal:

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!!!! Jessuss chrisst-!!

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themasterslover:

geardway:

THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER

i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long

lexirose-is-cool:

“HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK”

“DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?”

“WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”

jeffersonshatt:

can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second

because i just

cannot

sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home

theavengerscomics:

its ok tony, help is on the way

dudewheresmycat:

dinosaurs

Cross out what you’ve done! 

• Had a beer 
• Smoked an entire cigarette
• Done drugs
• Written on a bathroom wall.
• Had a physical fight. 
• Used Twitter
• Been in a car accident. 
• Gotten suspended.
• Gotten expelled
• Had a dog
• Been pregnant.
• Camped out
• Swam in the ocean.
• Wore a bikini 
• Been sent to the principal. 
• Ever liked someone.
• Failed a class.
• Failed a test.
• Went to summer school.
• Got worse than a D
• Got A’s, and B’s.
• Read an entire book.
• Recorded my own music.
• Had an xBox.
• Worn heels more than 3 days in a row. 
• Wore fishnets.
• Wore skinny jeans.
• Hated someone.
• Been cheated on. 
• Cheated on someone.
• Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
• Worn makeup
• Lied to my parents about where I was going
• Had surgery
• Had my license  
• Attempted suicide 
• Self harmed
• Worn colored contacts
• Painted my nails black
• Broken someone’s heart
• Had my heart broken
• Cried for an hour straight
• Lost something very valuable
• Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
• Broken a bone.
• Gotten stung by a bee
• Eaten something bad/expired
• Threw up from being so drunk
• Saw someone throw up from being so drunk  
• Danced with someone of the same sex
• Owned an iPod
• Owned an iPhone
• Fell for a best friend
• Stole a friend’s significant other.
• Went far away from home for more than a week
• Moved out
• Ran away
• Had a job
• Been fired
• Lied to a friend
• Lied to a family member
• Had a Facebook
• Posted a video on Youtube
• Started a rumor about someone
• Talked bad about someone
• Deliberately failed a test
• Been skinny dipping
• Counted to a million
• Counted to a thousand.
• Ate rabbit meat
• Ate duck meat
• Had fast food
• Been to Church. 
• Been to Canada.
• Been married. 
• Had a divorce.
• Broke a glass
• Hugged someone today
• Texted someone today
• Received a phone call today
• Threw something out of the window
• Ignored a text from someone on purpose
• Wish you were somebody else
• Had my feelings hurt by a friend
• Kissed someone.
• Been to a concert
• Seen your favorite band live
• Met a celebrity
• Met your favorite band (or person)
• Own more than 10 CD’s

thenextnarcissus:

greek mythology is my favorite mythology 

(it’s dark and twisted and on no terms am i excusing the terrible rape, incest and misogyny in several instances)

BUT

you read the classical texts and it’s got gems like apollo seeing the furies in his temple and telling them to go away because they’re too gross looking and dripping blood on his floor

zeus whining to eros about how it’s not fair that the girls he loves never love him back and apollo can get chicks to like him

bitchfights between every god ever

i just

i feel like the greek gods are all just a bunch of whiny hormonal teenagers, basically

plus there’s gay couples like apollo and hyacinth, zeus and ganymede

and also weird as fuck myths such as mORE THAN ONE INSTANCE of a guy cooking up his family members and serving them as food to other people